It started as all good stories do, at a Taco Bell drinking strong Mountain Dew.
Already salty from a previous butt-hurt, his dominance he tried to assert.
An innocent lass did make a mistake that would for forever change the fates.
She sang out "Mathill your order is up" and cracked a smile innocently enough.
The John then shuttered as she uttered those words, he quickly turned his rage to her.
"How dare she..that's not my name..." as he quickly decided which limb to maim.
"Chill out man," his friends did chime, "it's just a name so please don't whine."
Unbeknownst to her, she incurred his wrath, as so many before who have crossed his path.
As his hatred grew the name did stick, which forever mocks the butt-hurt prick.
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